joke me something awful...
Wednesday, June 15, 2005
6:40 PM
these daes i realli haf alot of feelings n thoughts to convey..it's like i'm on the road n i'll tink abt the thgs i c n b like"hey i cld write abt this in my blog!" tt kinda feeling..den when i finally sit down in front of my computer, i realise i cannot tink of anithg to write. if not i'll just b writing abt random feelings or e realli impt thgs tt happen.
like i tink kui ji en frm my sassy neighbour is realli handsome n cute [heex]
n i worrie abt my upcoming mid yrs which i haven realli studied for,
n i'm happy tt i'm gg to haf an outing to orchard wif my girlies,which leads mi to feel bad tt i haven been there since the start of the hols.
i'm also tinking abt jj's mini showcase.haha enjoyed it.[i noe u wld sae so too kt!]
iya alot of thgs lah..i tink if i go on the list will bore u all.haha.
because i'm dun haf tt writer's flair like what
the-most-famous-blogger-in-singapore, Xiaxue has.
u c, i've just went to view her blog yesterdae after seeing it on newpaper on sundae..n coz i needed to find an adult blogger to interview for my PW..so i went to c lor. gosh was i shocked by her crude yet sometimes intelligent posts, her bhb n bitchy-ness, n most imptly her Photoshop skills! let me explain:
1. crude yet sometimes intelligent posts: well i cant explain it myself wif my kind of lang. i dun wan to go so low as to sae wad words she uses.
2. bhb n bitchy-ness :
Quoted frm xiaxue's abt me:
"My PSLE is 269.
As if that says anything at all.
I am also smart, beautiful, and a total sex goddess (or so I say). I am short by mortal standards (shrugs and waves hand in a nonchalant godly manner) but that doesn't bother me. I am also mean and bitchy. Some girls say they are mean & bitchy too, but they are actually mild like hand soap - while I am the real thing, baby! I look at you in the eye and tell you you look like a blind La Salle student dressed you up. Who cares about your feelings? My world revolves around me. *smirks*
I despise girls who have no character and backbones of their own (aka "shu nu"), and I despise stupid guys who like these girls even more. HMPF! My dream is to kill all of them and pretend it was a gas explosion. Alternately, I could transport all the stupid people into a spaceship and send them to Uranus by telling them that Earth is facing a meteor collision.
One day, I also aspire to cut off everyone's eyelashes, so that mine will be the longest. "
3. her amazing photoshop skills:
in case u din realise this is miss singapore universe 2004,sandy chua[hu rmbs her? tell mi?i dun.haha] apparently xiaxue tinks she is "fugly" so decided to gif her a "plastic surgery" using Photoshop.the 1st is e "after plastic surgery" kinda pix. dun u tink tt e diff is veri
BIG? e eyes, e nose,e mouth haf all been tampered with. which leads mi to to tink: so all e beautiful nice pictures of herself are tampered with lah?
i can vaguely figure out how she looks like in real life.
well this is her in her own blog. mei hor?
but i tink photoshop-ped de. she admits she photoshop-s all her pics, n she cannot live without makeup.
[wad if one dae i become like tt..?oh no.]
haha. been toking so much abt her. i seem like an avid fan of her dun i? i seem to noe alot of stuff. just frm reading her blog yesterdae..[i tink i will frequent her blog.haha. e irony of it all.well,treat it as pure entertainment.]
actualli as i'm writing this i'm worrying tt she will one dae chance upoon my blog because it contains "xiaxue"her nick, n she will by some chance, go to google to search for her name,n c this.
it's not so bad if she sees this. it's bad coz she will publish this as an entry in her blog using the mean-est words she can find.
rmb i sae i wan to interview an adult blogger?
guess wad? i'm considering her. well e biggest deterrance is that my english is not as gd as her, she may see my email as smthg..i dunnoe..funnie? n tt she may publish it in her blog agn! i dun wna to b embarrassed u noe. but i'm hoping she's not tt mean. i tink she's mean when u're mean to her in the 1st place.
let's hope so.
anws i just wanna put pics on my entry todae coz i tink it's kinda plain. tt one above was a cake i ate just now. cute as e packaging.like a crystal ball.haha. it's yum! sweet,n e cake was soft n creamy..i tink it's a pudding or smthg..haha!
this is mini chocolate. my sis. she's working now...so she'll haf it ltr when she comes back. yum yum!
todae we changed our vacuum cleaner as well.haha u must b tinking y m i telling u this. coz i tink it's e cutest vacuum cleaner i've seen!
see! so cute rite? haha. so bright..! e past vacuums we had were both green[coincidentally]
ok i tink i'm abit
over liao.haha. todae i'm like "you gan er fa" [have feelings to express] just some random thoughts lah.
ben adams released his single in UK liaox.he's changed quite abit. i dunnoe if i still like him.
i'm tinking whether there's ani tv shows to watch ltr..
i'm tinking abt "my" 3G fone tt's gonna come on 3rd july in e morning! everythg's been confirmed le. wow wad m i gonna use it for? i tink i cant use 3G functions leh. like watch videos n stuff. coz i haf to ged tt singtel plan rite? so..no use lah?oh no.haha. well can take nice pictures.
i'm tinking abt an entrepreneurship competition tt i haf signed up for. it's next mon tues n wed, at sci centre. supporters can come on tues n wed. apparently there'll b an sms voting session for the best grp kinda thg. so,anione free? =D
i'm tinking tt i shld end my entry here coz i tink everyone's bored by my nonsensical alreadi.
...like a kiss on the neck of just friends
